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That's a problem. What should I do?
I'll take any advice you have.
Mental house?
Let me think of something.
Mental house
Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
I saw you said you'd consult me about anything.
- Is this your first time? - Yes.
- What's your mental illness? - Mental illness?
- Consultation illness. - Consultation illness?
- Yes. - Consultation, consultation.
- Are you a teacher? - No, I'm not a teacher.
- What? - Yes.
Teacher! Teacher!
- Hello, I'm Ichiro. - Oh, you're Daichi, right?
- I'm Daichi. - Oh, Daichi.
- What's up with you? - I bought a new cat.
- But I haven't decided on a name yet. - A cat is a cat named after a cat who bought a cat in the past.
- Yes. - I don't know what a cat is or why it's a cat.
- What are you doing? - I want to decide on a new name for my cat.
- What do you want to do? - What do you want me to do?
- I've been thinking about it and came up with an idea. - Yes, yes.
- But I don't have an example or anything like that. - An example?
- Yes. - Well, the name of the cat is...
Mr. Sada, Mr. Sada, Mr. Sada. I'm sorry I can't speak anymore, but...
Mr. Sada, Mr...
- The name of the cat is... - Mr. Sada, Mr. Sada.
I can't say it, Mr. Sada. I didn't think you'd say it like that.
The reason why I can't say it is...
Well, it's already been decided.
There's nothing I can do about it.
There's nothing I can say about it, so there's nothing I can do about it.
So you've asked me for a cat's name, and you don't know what it is anymore, so there's nothing you can do about it.
So I'll just call it "Tara".
I think "Mofuko" is cute, but...
"Mofuko"? "Mofuko" is...
Well, "mofuko" is the name of the cat that Hikakin is raising, isn't it?
Whether "mofuko" is really good or not, I think "mofuko" is good.
Huh?
Yeah.
Even if it's exactly the same, is "mofuko" okay?
Well, "tara" is like this, there's nothing wrong with it.
That's true.
Yeah, but if you want to call it "mofuko", you can call it "mofuko".
"Mofuko" or "mofu"?
"Mofu".
"Mofuko" or "mofu"?
Yeah, I think "mofuko" or "mofu" is good, it's warm.
Well, in the end, no matter what you name the cat, I think it's best if you name it yourself.
Ah!
Yeah.
Yes.
Then... I'll name it myself.
Oh, you'll name it yourself?
Yeah.
You'll name it yourself?
Ah...
You'll name it for me?
No, I won't name it for you.
I think you'll name it for me.
You're kidding, right?
Yeah.
You're sure about that?
Yeah, I think so.
I-I-I thought about it.
That's right, if you think about it and don't think about it, you'll end up falling in love with it.
That's right.
That's why it's funny, isn't it?
Yeah.
That's right, so when you go home and look for a name on the police station, think about what you should name it and...
That's right.
If you work hard and decide...
That's right.
...the cat will love you more and...
I understand. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you very much.
Then I'll name it myself.
Yes, yes, yes.
Excuse me.
Meow.
After all, I had a good idea yesterday.
It's called "Kiriban".
Ahaha.
Ah.
It's menthol.
It's better to go forward than to stop like this, isn't it?
Teacher!
Hello, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Well, first of all, thank you for yesterday.
Oh, no, no, no, not at all.
No, we just called it cat's name yesterday.
Are you two here today?
Yes, I'm the first one.
I'm the second one.
The first one and the second one?
Yes, I'm the second one.
I want a lot of likes.
What should I do?
Influencer has no influence on the Internet.
Influencer is different from influencers.
Influencer is a tourist.
It's like traveling in the winter.
Influencer and influencers are completely different.
I want likes.
When you get a like, you get a like.
You got a like, right?
Are you okay?
We know that conflict is not good or bad, but it is a history of war in the past.
You were talking with your eyes.
But when you got a like and said it, you looked down.
This means that people who are not interested in talking are more likely to look at you and listen.
So you're interested in our conversation.
Are you interested in our conversation?
Yes, I am.
If you're interested in our conversation, you're welcome to our mental house.
Thank you.
I want a lot of likes.
What should I do to get a lot of likes?
Hmm...
What should we say first?
We only have 1.3 million subscribers.
1.3 million?
If we get 1.3 million likes, it's a simple calculation.
But I don't think 1.3 million people will press it.
Let's say 10,000 people press it.
Then it will be 10,000 likes.
So you should get a lot of likes.
You only say normal things.
If you used to do Twitter in the past, you would know.
Twitter changed the mark of likes.
In the past, it was a star mark.
Now it's a heart mark.
A heart mark is a happy emotion.
"Happy" has such a meaning, but "star" doesn't have emotions.
There is not much expression of "star" when emotions are omitted.
So, because it is difficult to understand, "i" "like" "like" is converted into "like"
So, now, the page has become hard and very easy to understand.
I will ask the third question of "is it good to have Twitter content?" to ask the third question.
You may want to do that for Instagram, but there aren't many posts.
I want to increase the number of likes even if I post less.
- What should we do about it? - Hmm, let me see...
- I'll shut up.
- Recently, if you get a lot of likes on Instagram, you have a higher chance of becoming an influencer.
- Twitter is more popular and sentences are more important, so it's more important to get a lot of retweets than likes.
- It's important to get human-like empathy, but Instagram is more important than photos.
- I think it's important to take a lot of photos and upload them.
- I'm happy about that.
- I think so, too.
- What kind of photos do you like?
- Hmm...
- I'm glad I got a lot of likes in the end.
- I'm obsessed with this.
- Oh, it's Metal Gear Solid.
- Hello, I'm Metal Gear Solid.
- There are two chairs here. I knew you'd be here.
- Excuse me.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- Hello.
- It's been a while.
- Thank you for yesterday.
- First of all, thank you for coming.
- I don't know you, but I've never seen you before.
- Your face and the angle of your eyebrows...
- If you look at it like that, you'll know who I am.
- That's right.
- It's increased, hasn't it?
- No, it hasn't increased.
- Oh, no.
- You're number one.
- Oh, you're number two.
- You're number three.
- You're not third, though. - You're number two, though.
- You're number two, but I'm still very dirty. - Not good at all.
- Trash has a lot of golden in it, so instead of a toilet paper, - If you feel the dirty water coming out of your mouth,
- you'll find out only by complimenting it. - You're gonna find out everything by complimenting me.
- You'll find out only by complimenting me. - OK, stop, stop, stop.
- You know, I was happy you solved the problem we discussed yesterday and the day before. - That's right.
- But today, I'm finally gonna get serious and talk about it.
- But if you get serious and talk about it, you won't get off the hook.
- I'm not coming to you, but if you get serious and talk about it..
- If you get serious and talk about it, you won't get off the hook..
- It's not like you guys, right?
- Could you ask him?
- I can't have a girlfriend. I want a girlfriend.
- He can't get a girlfriend. - I can't get a girlfriend..
- The, umm.. guys are probably more conservative about girls than its..
As a mother, I want to be looked after and be in a parent's care.
I like women like my mother.
If you know the type of woman you like,
By licking your mother's forehead,
The enzymes above the heart activate the genes and activate your hormones.
It's a research that says something's going to happen.
Something's going to happen.
It's a little scary from the first word.
It's safer to say you like her or hate her over feelings.
It's a result of plenty of research.
It's a popular song.
I can't be just a girlfriend.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
By the way, I'd like to add something to what you said about being popular.
A long time ago, a manga called "Motoking Saga" was really popular.
But it was sold out in an instant.
But I like it.
I don't care.
You don't know "Motoking Saga"?
No, I don't know it.
I don't know it.
I heard "Motemoteo" in Doraemon, but I don't have it.
I know "Motelka" but I can't say "Motel".
So you want her even if you can't have her.
I hope you can have her even if you can't have her.
"Seaside Motel" and "Motel on the Hill" have researches that 300 people live at the same time.
As a result, "Motel on the Hill" like "Takenoko" very much.
It's very researches and I'm interested in it.
That's why I can't say "Motemoteo" and "Motelka" very much.
When we feel uncomfortable and feel that our environment is different from usual, we can't say "Motemoteo" and "Motelka" very much.
Are you wearing nipples now?
No, I'm not.
I'm not wearing nipples and I feel uncomfortable.
She doesn't talk much and I feel uncomfortable.
Did you forget?
I want her.
You want her, don't you?
But...
I want to marry you at first, but...
Should we give up?
No, we should give up.
May your dream come true?
The first one is broken!
The second one is broken, too!
We're not that kind of people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess you're right.
You should do it properly. She can't do it.
She can do it properly.
Here we go again.
Five days in a row.
But in the end, we're going to compete with each other.
Hello.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
You're really weird.